Chapter 84

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AM RADIO, SAN DIEGO

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is Ted Harper with the Buck Stratton Radio Ministry welcoming you to another broadcast sermon from Pastor Stratton. We're all glad you tuned in with us, so let's all get comfortable and hear what he has to say. One note, however, stay tuned after the broadcast for some special information. Now, Pastor Buck Stratton."

"Brothers and Sisters! This right here is Buck Stratton speakin' to ya from the headquarters of Buck Stratton Ministries here in San Diego, California. This here Headquarters looks more like the Alamo than a House of God. There's cars outside full o' armed guards, keepin' us safe so's we can continue this ministry. There's even armed guards right outside in the hallways, riskin' their lives makin' sure this broadcast right here reaches the airwaves, makin' sure this broadcast can reach you, the faithful. I know you all are prayin' mighty prayers for the safety of these here brave men standing watch around this building. I know I can count of all of ya to put your prayers right on the end o' them guns so's them bullets'll fly true -- so's they can hit their mark! That right there is powerful prayer! These here men's your brothers! These men carry somethin' that'll outshoot a revolver in the war against the anti-Christ! Ever one of these here brave, righteous men's got the Mark of God on him!

But tonight I'm real sad to tell all of ya' about an attack by the anti-Christ against this Ministry that even these brave men could not stop. Tonight I already done shed my tears. Tonight I have to tell you right here that demon lawyers from hell workin' for the Beast done looted our savings! They got off with just exactly the money what pays for the Buck Stratton Service Centers in your town or neighborhood. They got the money t' pay the salaries of the Buck Stratton Ministries Salvation Technicians out there in the country. Pretty clear what's scarin' 'em is the amount of folks gettin' the Mark of God! That right there is scarin' hell out of 'em. They's tryin' anythin' to stop that right here, you see!

With the help of a Judge who's more like a gutless lackey for the anti-Christ they done sucked up one hell of pile o' money! Worse'n that, the same damned anti-Christ judge done gave it over to the Enemy! That's right, handed it right over to them boot licking slave demons of the anti-Christ down to Tampa, Florida, the names of which I ain't gonna mention on account of this here bein' a family broadcast

How did this happen? Well, the Ministry had an enemy in the middle o' everthin'. This here enemy was just strollin' around just as easy as you please, yessiree, just a strollin' shoulder to shoulder with all the righteous folk here in the Headquarters! Just like a damned Judas goat she was, disguised by the Beast so's no one'd suspect her. And just who was this here monster, this vile sinner, you ask? Well, now. Ain't no one else than my wicked ex-wife, Martha! You can bet your beans on it! Yessirree! Martha the whore of Satan! Martha the liar! Martha the thief! Martha the stubborn old harlot who would not submit to her husband accordin' to what it says in the Holy Scripture!

Why did our Lord let somethin' like this happen to us and our money? Pray with me. Lord, why'd You let this bitch take our money? Well, I'll tell ya why! The Lord made this happen like this so's we'd get stronger! That's right, the Lord done bloodied our nose, just like gettin' a good old fist fight goin', that's what. See, sissies never get hit 'cause they chicken. Sissies go skulkin' off somewheres instead of standin' up. But them who's fighters, they get hit all the time. And right here, ya see, that's why they don't run off cryin' when the real fight comes and somebody bloodies their nose! God's give us a bloody nose so's we gonna be ready when the real fight comes!

We ain't gonna quit! We ain't even gonna slow down!. Crap like this makes us stronger! I don't know about you all, but I'm about done with gettin' my butt kicked by these here losers! Yessiree!. The Holy Bible itself tells us that God's only gonna put up with so much of this! Then's gonna be payback time! That's right! Time to payback them who's attackin' his Holy people, which would be us! Yessirree! God's watching all them sinners who done attacked us here in California and in the court, and anywhere else the armies of the Beast gonna come snarlin' after us! This here's the Nation of Sin! Old Saint John Divine already done told us all them years ago in Revelations about the locusts with th' bite of scorpions. Them locusts are right here! Yessirree! Them's the ones a'wearin' three piece suits and carryin' briefcases! Oh, why must the righteous suffer?

That old demon the anti-Christ's rulin' the earth, rulin' the kingdom of the air in Washington, DC. Just like it says in the Book! That little demon done got the powers and the principalities all stirred up against us. Right now they done put us in a terrible fix. I ain't even sure I'm gonna get my paycheck this week! Them Satan lawyers are bitin' at our horses' hooves like vipers! Yessirree! Like vipers with fire in their mouths, the fire of greed! They want to bring this ministry low! They want to drop it down into the dust so's they can walk all over it!

But, brothers and sisters, this here ministry has an army of the faithful! Yessirree! I hate to do it, but I got no choice in this hour of crisis. I need your help to keep this ministry on the air. I need your prayers to support the spiritual struggle we makin' here, God, I need your sweet prayers! They put the bullets in my pocket for spiritual war!

But, right along side of your prayers, I'm needin' ever one of you t' send me the best, special love offerin' you can. Now right here, I'm talkin' serious money! Even if ya gotta skimp a little on them groceries, God knows how I even survived eatin' th' little dab that harpy put on my plate! Ever day you all show me the fire o' Old Pastor Buck's Church! Beloved, I seen you makin' the battle out in the streets of America. Now show me you're with me by picking up your phone. Call 1-800-5th-ANGEL and have your credit card ready. If you want to donate by check or cash, take your love offering to the nearest Buck Stratton Service Center. Just remember them old Satan Judges is still runnin' loose, so cash is best!

Take care of yourselves, and remember Old Buck needs your help, and by that I mean money. God Bless and tune in tomorrow. This right here has been Buck Stratton of Buck Stratton Radio Ministries. Stay with us after the message for some important information from Ted Harper. Good night to each an' ever one of you!"

"This is Ted Harper with some important information about a special Buck Stratton Ministries offer. Did you know that they used to burn witches and other ungodly women at the stake? We can't do that in this day and age, but we can still do the next best thing. It's what is called burning in effigy, and here's how it works. Instead of burning the actual person or demon, we burn a doll that represents that person or demon. Now, before you go running to get your little girl's favorite doll listen to this special gift that can be yours for a contribution to the Ministry.

We wanted to offer something special to the faithful who are called by the Spirit to donate one thousand dollars or more. Once we have negotiated your check or cleared your credit card authorization for a one thousand dollar donation, we will send a gift to you, and this is something very special that Buck Stratton Ministries has never before offered, a home effigy kit! Yes, when you have your home effigy kit, you will be able to make a statement about your spiritual health never before possible. The kit contains flammable dolls of the anti-Christ and his whore, Martha Stratton, along with a wire gallows suitable for burning them in effigy. This is something the whole family can enjoy together! The kit is not suitable for children under the age of seven without adult supervision.

Also, the first thousand special love supporters will receive an extra special bonus gift along with their effigy kit! That is an autographed copy of Pastor Stratton's new book, Christians for Christ Debunked: The Naked Truth About Martha Stratton.

Remember our phone number, 1-800-5th-ANGEL. Also, remember that most Buck Stratton Ministry special offers are available in our regional service centers. One final note. Pastor Stratton has told us that these are the end days, that we can know neither the day nor the hour of our passing. So if you are among those who have not yet received the Mark of God, won't you drop into one of our service centers today? A Salvation Technician is waiting to serve you. This is Ted Harper wishing you a good night."