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AM RADIO SAN DIEGO
AM RADIO SAN DIEGO
"Welcome, Brothers and Sister in Christ, to the Buck Stratton Radio Ministry. The Glory of God has set down on us! On account o' the generous love offerings you, the faithful, has sent in to us over the last week, we are announcing right here that Ole' Pastor Buck is goin' be on th' air five times a week, starting right here. Your cards and letters been pourin' in to fill us with the Grace of God and a budget for Salvation!
Now I can tell ya' that my message tonight is gonna be about jest the same thing it was about last time. That there message is about the word 'WRONG'! See, I can tell all of ya' that this here CHURCH WAY's about doin' right and not doin' wrong. We all know that already. So how's a Christian gonna git dragged down when he's always trying to do RIGHT? One way he's gonna stay on the straight 'n narrow is to avoid Sin! That's right, my beloved, he's a gonna head fer the hills ever time he spots SIN a'commin'! See, Ole' Satan has a way to jest sorta' soak into us while we're lookin' th' other way. Then, all of a sudden like, we's drippin' in SIN and we don't even know what happened! Yessiree! Ole' Satan got us, 'n he starts to suckin' our soul right out o' us!
That right there is sorta' like hangin' around a barbershop. If ya' hang around long enough, you gonna get a hair cut! If you all are livin' someplace close to Satan, then, my beloved, Ole Satan's gonna give you a haircut! If you ever had a bad haircut, you may know that you gonna' have to walk around ugly 'till you grow out of it. Then, you jest remember not to go back to that barber who done hacked you all up. But if Ole Satan gives you a hair cut, let me tell ya', it's a' gonna be a REAL bad hair cut, and you ain't gonna grow out of it fer all of eternity 'cause you gonna be in HELL!
Well now, brothers and sisters, we already done heard all about this here little devil down to Brazil who's claimin' to be Jesus Christ, rose from the dead. This here story ain't much more than some cutesey little somethin' on the freak page o' the newspaper, you say. Well, let Ole Pastor Buck tell ya' th' news! This here little devil done got on his private jet airplane and flew to Washington! That's right! Flew right into Washington, D.C.! And, may I tell you that this little devil got hisself a big fancy private jet, which he probably paid for with money from HELL!
So here he is, jest about spittin' distance from the Government! See, this here's movin' in closer to home. The government of this outfit's already got one boot in Hell and th' other 'n standing in the pig poo! I can tell you jes how slippery pig poo can get, 'specially if it's rainin'.
So, see last week we was all snoozin' thinkin' everything was fine, jest fine. This here freak showed up in Brazil, but that there was a long way's away. It's jest like what happens when the wife come in from hanging clothes. She tells ya' that it smells like a skunk in the yard. That ain't no problem, so you kin jest keep on a snoozin. Little while later the old dog comes in smellin' a little like a skunk. Not so's you're clutchin' and chuckin', jest a smellin' a little bit like a skunk.
But then, jest about dinner time, that old skunk smell is winning an arm wrasslin' match with your pork chop! You go look and the durned thing is standing on your front porch jest a smilin' at ya'! You step back from the door, and that little critter jest comes a bouncin' right into your livin' room!
Once that ole skunk is in th' livin' room, he kin jest stay there or go wherever he's got a hankerin' t' go. He ain't gonna leave till he's ready to leave and in the meantime, you all gonna smell skunk if ya' like it or not!
This here little demon from Brazil done walked into the livin' room now, and it's already startin' to smell like skunk. And may I tell you, beloved, he ain't here to lead us to Glory! Nosirree! He ain't here to lead us to Glory!
No, indeedy, beloved. This here foul little man ain't nothin' more then a science project them little perfessors done down to Brazil! In fact, it ain't even a 'he' -- Nosirree! This here little demon's an 'IT'!
Ole Pastor Buck is tellin' ya right here that we gonna have to fight back! Yessiree! Fight back! If we ain't gonna rise up agin this thing, then Ole Pastor Buck's tellin' you that ya' may as well git one of them Satan haircuts and start to packin' your bags for a trip to Hell!
Buck Stratton Radio Ministry is the strong hand o' God facin' down this here peril! It ain't gonna be long before that demon's right here after Ole Pastor Buck. That's why your financial support is more important now than ever! That demon is already jest a little darlin' to them liberals 'n such. Somebody's gotta tell the truth, and I can promise you all that Ole Buck's gonna be the one!
Stratton Ministries ain't supported by no big church. Whatcha' hear right here is the whole shootin' match, jes one Ole wore down Preacher takin' on the Devil, Hisself. We get the money to keep ourselves on the air from folks jes like you. Send what you can, Praise the Lord, right to our mail box, box 17, Purdy Places Mobile Home Estates, San Diego 92118."
Please help us fight Satan! Please, please remember us in your prayers and with your very best love offering. Until next time, beloved, may God keep you safe!"
